twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

you’ve heard of cotton eye joe, now get ready for

suicidevsquad:

polyester foot bob

the-official-nasa:

amazingmars:

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

wwworldwide:

How young is your money

disneyjuniorofficial:

edqe:

hewwo….??? *looks around frightened*

*i silently cock my gun from behind a bush and get ready to pull the trigger*

jerseydevilslesbianlover:

you know what? the years really do start coming and they really don’t stop coming